shtanky pushay

the smell of dirty sex

"i walked past this hoe the other day and she was very shtanky pushay"

by mirko spidalieri February 17, 2009

shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Stonkonomist

Is a person who makes mad stonks, and who is seen as a good stock market trader.

This stonkonomist has got bitches and hoes due to his large amount of money.

When studying stonkemetrics at University you could be seen and known as a stonkonomist.

by Rahalaban333 May 11, 2020

stonks

iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"

by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019

Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

by A4775 October 17, 2020

shonky

Of poor or low quality.

That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.

by Alex Smith-Ryland November 16, 2005