Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024

masturbogamous

Being completely faithful to one's masturbation, not by choice, but by circumstance. Used in place of "celibate" for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.

"I've been trying to have sex for months now, but I'm strictly masturbogamous."

by RockAndROFL January 26, 2013

Masturboard

Verb.

See masturboarding

Tell me where the drugs are going or I will masturboard you

by Masterboarder September 4, 2019

masturboinking

The act of boinging oneself.

Rudy: I can’t believe you boinked my sister!
Tom: better than sitting around masturboinking all day.

by CatsThePope March 4, 2023

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

masturboratorium

A moratorium on masturbating.

"I've got a date this Friday so I've declared a masturboratorium."

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023