masturboratorium

A moratorium on masturbating.

"I've got a date this Friday so I've declared a masturboratorium."

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

underlingus

An employee's flowery ass kissing verbiage of a supervisor or manager.

Brittany and Chad competed to be most complimentary of management's new mission statement. It was total underlingus.

by mrbarbell January 17, 2023