underlingus

An employee's flowery ass kissing verbiage of a supervisor or manager.

Brittany and Chad competed to be most complimentary of management's new mission statement. It was total underlingus.

by mrbarbell January 18, 2023

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 09, 2023

masturboratorium

A moratorium on masturbating.

"I've got a date this Friday so I've declared a masturboratorium."

by mrbarbell October 09, 2023