A moratorium on masturbating.
"I've got a date this Friday so I've declared a masturboratorium."
by mrbarbell October 09, 2023
Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.
We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.
We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
by mrbarbell October 09, 2023
Brittany and Chad competed to be most complimentary of management's new mission statement. It was total underlingus.
by mrbarbell January 17, 2023