Definitions by RockAndROFL

masturbogamous 

Being completely faithful to one's masturbation, not by choice, but by circumstance. Used in place of "celibate" for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.

"I've been trying to have sex for months now, but I'm strictly masturbogamous."

masturbogamous by RockAndROFL January 26, 2013