Instahoe

A female /male who try’s to get a buzz off someone on social media by exposing them,talking down on their name or have any type of relationship with them

“U a instahoe because u only talking to her to get your followers up”

by Ok._mikey July 9, 2018

instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006

Instapreg

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009

instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

by pimptracy May 16, 2011

instagret

A combination of the words "instant" and "regret;" the instant regret you feel after doing something incredible stupid and rash.

Lindsay was filled with instagret after telling her boyfriend that she still sleeps with a nightlight.

by lindyjamz June 21, 2011

instahot

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.

Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..

by TFS August 18, 2005

Instatoes

Instant Potatoes...baked and/or mashed.

Hampton Inn..Burlington,VT..Champlain Room..2nd Floor..Dinner

"Damn these mashed potatoes taste like cardboard." "Yea they're like instant potatoes haha" "hah yea they're instatoes."

by Mike Blundetto February 19, 2008