Someone who poses outside fancy hotels, restaurants or bars to promote a fake lifestyle, but isn’t actually a customer.
Jock “oh look Nick went to that fancy new restaurant”
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”
Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”
Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”
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Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
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NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
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Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018
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To stalk someone on Instagram.
This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
To stalk someone on Instagram.
This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.
I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
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