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Instagret 

I was instastalking this person and I had instagret when I liked a post 64 weeks old

instagret 

A combination of the words "instant" and "regret;" the instant regret you feel after doing something incredible stupid and rash.
Lindsay was filled with instagret after telling her boyfriend that she still sleeps with a nightlight.
instagret by lindyjamz June 21, 2011

Instagret 

Regret associated with posting an Instagram photo from the night before that you may or may not remember taking.
Boy 1: "Damn, got huge instagret this morning. Posted a pick with this girl, turns out she wasn't hot at all and everyone knows, just hit 142 likes."
Boy 2: "I liked that! Haha, she was a straight grenade."
Instagret by moreritz January 20, 2015

Instagret 

When you post an Instagram and forget to add your relevant hashtags or miss out on hashtags you wished you added.
Man, I posted this pic on Instagram but shoulda added #whateva as my #hashtag. I now have instagret.
Instagret by funkchick November 21, 2014

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022