flaberassted 

To get booty in the face.

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."

flaberassted by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009

flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

flabergasta by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

Flabberjacking 

It means frigging or flipping

This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door

Flabberjacking by AngelinaS January 25, 2020

Flabergasted 

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

Flabergasted by Juan April 3, 2004

flabbergabbing 

speaking speedily and uncontrollably because you are either excited, upset, or nervous.

The young man started flabbergabbing when he asked the the head cheerleader out to the prom.

flabbergabbing by imdehaas April 24, 2011

Flaberjabin 

A word used to express your opinion in something. Instead of using cool or awsome you would say Flaberjabin.

Dude where did you get those shoes from they are flaberjabin.

Flaberjabin by dreamer101 July 4, 2010

Flaberduberic 

Doing anything completely pointless simply for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself and frustrating the other people involved.

Arguing over the speed limit sign that you just passed. One says 30mph the other says it was 40mph. Even if you know it says 30 you continue the conversation for several weeks no matter how many times you pass it... no matter how many pictures or proof you continue to say it was 40 until everybody around you begins to agree and once they do you say.."What are you blind it clearly says 30mph..."
Your friends say... will you stop being so Flaberduberic!!!

Flaberduberic by Throsk April 22, 2009