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cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.
Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"
by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007
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comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
by ECAT55 November 11, 2010
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comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)
-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
by Home slice October 3, 2008
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Comatosi

n. pl.

1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.

2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.
1. some comatosi have no knowledge of the world since 9|11.

2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.
by 8p May 13, 2005
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Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.
"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".
by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008
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Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.
"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast
by the real max power February 9, 2010
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