When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.
Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"
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-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
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1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.
2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.
1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.
2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.
1. some comatosi have no knowledge of the world since 9|11.
2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.
2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.
by 8p May 13, 2005
Get the Comatosi mug.During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.
by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008
Get the Comatose Bowser mug.A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
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