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Tasty Coma Wife 

Originally a reference to an episode of scrubs, wherein TCW (Tasty coma wife)dates J.D., This term now means any female in a hospital whose husband or boyfriend is incapacitated, and who is HAWT!
Dude, you see the Tasty coma wife who just walked into the ER?
Tasty Coma Wife by Nae'Blis January 20, 2009

Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.
comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

comotoast 

A misunderstanding for the word comatose. It is thought to be said comotoast because of unclear speaking. Comotoast has no real meaning.
Wait..... you could be in comotoast?
comotoast by Diddittt August 6, 2016

comatoasted 

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011