Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

by User1893 January 30, 2023

Mr. Bland

The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.

"Hey brandy, would you like to leave today" said Mr. Bland

by @brandy16554 October 29, 2018

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

bland chick

A girl with no defining features, comes off a production line. As plain as bulk vanilla ice cream from a large tub. eg.10 things i hate about you chick, julia stiles, not Larisa Oleynik.....sheeessss hottt!.

man that girl is like, go-able but....she's just bland, there's nothing there. watta bland chick! ..another thing..in that movie julia styles flashes the teacher...whith what?....im asking what...seriously...it pisses me off...

by laurozza October 2, 2007

boy bland

Just another boring, manufactured boy band, singing boring, manufactured pop songs.

Britney: OMG, that 'One Direction' are such a total boy bland!
Courtney: Totally!

by samusamus December 13, 2010

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 3, 2016

Patricia bland

some black girl shes stupid

bruh its Patricia bland lets leave shes so stupid

by quandle bingle balls December 1, 2022