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Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
by Dr.Erdbeer October 24, 2010
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