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Bland Lauren

A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:

1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks

5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
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Ilqua

a girl name that means in arabic; the thought from god to heaven.
Ilqua is usually a thoughtful and caring person, she's a positive ball of energy that makes everyone around her happy.
she's a good friend and as much of a gentle soul she might seem like, she can be as dangerous as a rabid chihuahua.
OMG this girl is so sweet, she's such an Ilqua.
by Skidrow911 November 18, 2020
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