baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.

'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'

by auntiji April 20, 2007

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

Baskeetball

Similar to the Penis Game, the winner is determined by the person or people that get caught first. The game is pointed towards High Schoolers (generally upper-classmen) in a classroom setting. The people playing must start by masturbating the air of the crotch region of that persons body, motioning a fake masturbation, for at least three seconds. Then, the player must fling the contents of the fake masturbatory act towards the next player in the room with a basketballesque type motion including a hookshot, fade away, around the back, etc., or other sports related motion/ universal hand motion symbol. Other motions include bowling, pitching a baseball, tossing a hand grenade, etc. The person who has the contents flung at them is the next player to perform the next motion. The remaining person who hasn't been caught by a teacher or other authority figure wins.

Matt: "Hey lets play some baskeetball in class today"
Jacob: "Yeah man, just dont get caught by Mr Simmons!"

by TeetMasta February 10, 2015

baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Bastette

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017