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baseel is the typa nigga du suck a dick 4 times a day.

He would beg you all day long, just to suck your cock
This guy has the smallest penis
He gets no bitches
his parents dont want him. His dad left him when he was born
He is a skinny nigga that no one loves, he is the teachers pet and the teachers dont even like him
What is the ugliest nigga in the world that no one loves and gets no bitches
''oh thats a baseel''
Baseel by Mahdiabdi April 22, 2022
what a great baseel
baseel by ilovehotmoms April 29, 2021
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Baseel is a very good person, has a beautiful heart, nice and gentleman, he always cares about the others, a great friend and a lovely person, you're lucky if you have Baseel in your life.
Baseel is such a great person that you will never forget
Baseel by Fatma Zohra November 21, 2021
Baseel is a very good person, lovely and so nice, such a beautiful friend and a awesome partner, he always thinks about others , a gentleman and has a white and sensitive heart.
You're lucky if you have Baseel in your life.
Baseel is such a great person that you will never forget
Baseel by Fatma Zohra November 21, 2021
A person I once saw on TikTok that wants to be a famous streamer that plays Minecraft all day and I honestly fell in love with his voice and he sounded so kind
Hi my name is baleela and I play Minecraft
baleela by animeweeb January 31, 2021

high baseline 

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.
Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!
high baseline by moud February 20, 2023

Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").
OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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