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Bastette 

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.
Bastette by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017
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bastette 

"You're a real bastette, Jane."

"And you're a real bastard, Joe."
bastette by skierscott February 23, 2009

Bastette 

You dirty bastette.
Bastette by Brovlette02 February 11, 2023

Bastette 

A bastette is at school
Bastette by 459395 June 3, 2023

Bassetted 

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position
-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

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Bassetted by NZB January 19, 2014
A female beast displaying similar characteristics such as being brolic, diesel, or jacked.
That girl just benched more than you! Shes a beastette!
beastette by xMalta January 12, 2008

BOSTETTER 

Some lardass faggot with an unbound appetite who is so large they possess their own gravitational force. Many poor unsuspecting souls have wandered too close to this beast and have been pulled into orbit doomed to spend all of eternity as one of the many lard moons. If this specimen were to fall or even stumble, it would produce an energy shockwave with the power of 76 dying neutron stars, ending everything in existence. It’s name is so large it must be spoken in all caps.
That damn whore is such a BOSTETTER.
BOSTETTER by Lardo1 January 23, 2024
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