Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny

How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me

by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022

Bean

MDMA

He off the bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021

Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed

Pass me a Bean mum.

by FrappaCHINA December 7, 2020

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Ganja bean

Ganja bean is a very sweet and loving companion (CHONK AF ) :))))

Oh wow did you see that ganja bean, so CHONK.

by Juan Ganja Bean :)) September 23, 2021

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022