lil shrekward testicles

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles

lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

by mjh657 May 13, 2019

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012

testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game

I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.

by bozooooob April 5, 2009

testicle

A slang word for 'friend', ie. to replace 'homie', 'man', 'dude'.

Hey Andre, my testicle; wussup?

by goo June 14, 2003

turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

Tasticles

to be very tactical in a very manly way

I play Halo 3 at 4 in the morning with massive tasticles

by FallenJesus December 17, 2008