Simone

One of the biggest snakes you will ever meet. All the Asians seem to like her. She likes to harass her friends in her spare time and laughs at how ridiculous she thinks they are. She seems to have extremely soft hair that appears to become more blonde every day. She usually takes and has really funny and bad pictures of her friends at all times so she can embarrass them when they make her mad or embarrass her. She is a great friend and whoever is lucky enough to get close to her will love her like we do <3

Tim: hey do you like burgers?
Simone: shut the fuck up.

by thomas696969 November 27, 2013

Simond

To have to listen to a seemingly endless and pointless story of misery about a buddys girl, often making the buddy look like a spineless pussy or someone who doesn't wear the Pants. Byached, seconded, bitch_dogged, Slutted, SCAM

My buddies so Simond, he worked all day and's watching the kid while his gurl got out to get crunked. What a Batch!

by Cold_Plays January 9, 2008

Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

by Supersare June 28, 2011

simole

the reason for not doing a task which has nothing to do with an absolutely ridiculous hellhole.

basically procrastinating

teacher: where is your homework?
student: sorry miss, i was too busy simoling
teacher: oh, i see. well i understand and you are free to go.

friend1: hey! what are you doing this weekend?
friend2: i think i'll simole a bit.

by larry is real fuck you July 24, 2015

Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.

Simons stop class because they feel like it.

by Brezok February 20, 2020

simonetta

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006