King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."

"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."

by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020

pissing on a snowcap

The act of having sex with a woman, pulling out before you ejaculate then having an orgasm on her breasts. The final coup de gras is to urinate your name onto your splooge.

Credit to Special Ed of A Whole Lotta Rosie

Man, my ho wanted me to last longer so I pulled out and tried to hold off but I came. She didn't like it so I showed her by pissing on a snowcap.

by obvy January 16, 2010

pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

ink phisting

Inserting your tattooed hand in her vagina

I can't believe it my wife really likes ink phisting she is so kinky

by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018

Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."

by Balls O'Penisly February 19, 2012

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008