ipod

The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!

i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod!
me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse.
i-person: YOU LIAR! YOUR LYING! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT!
me: You're just mad because brainwashed!
i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD!
me: :runs away:

by Austin Merath September 7, 2006

iPod

Something people buy to look cool

"hey look, ive got an iPod"
"Sweet, how much did that cost?"
"$599"
"Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity"
"yeah but .. im way cooler"
"true true, i want an iPod now!"

by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006

ipod nano

iPod nano = waste of money. $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.

Most conversations with iPod fanboys go like this:
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*

by Bas September 23, 2005

ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

by pledet October 3, 2005

iPod

A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.

It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.

It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.

Me: *facepalm*

So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.

by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

iPod

a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are:

for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget.
for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.

Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know.

Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)

by the_proud_nerd August 16, 2009

ipod headphones

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.

me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary

by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010