Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.

My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.

by Crosswords June 2, 2015

Goatspotting

Looking around for the target of Goating after the act. Usually one person performs the act of Goating and the rest are Goatspotting.

"Why are you guys laughing and looking around all the time?"

" We're Goatspotting "

by Goatmaster303 March 27, 2005

Gates Middle School

A sucky school for 6th 7th and 8th grade who’s students are all focused on wearing fake supreme and adidas clothing. The average person there probably has a D- to C- in every class. But all the girls just wear cloths that looks like there made for toddlers yet they try to look like they are the most popular people there and have more power than the principal.

Boy 1: “ Dude come look at my supreme shirt”

Boy 2: “That’s not real”

Boy 2: “ Ya everyone at gates middle school says so.

by Gaifhdhshsh January 22, 2018

Goatshark

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

Gabriel Gates

In the 90's a comedian on Australian comedy show Fast Forward refered to French chef Gabriel Gaté as Gabriel Gates. There for I refer to any gate as a Gabriel Gates, or just a Gabriel.

A 'gate' like a farm gate or a boom gate.

Close the bloody gabriel gates Jack or the cows will get out..

I had to wait for a train at the gabriel boom gates...

Dam, I forgot to close the gabriel.

by lozzatron June 28, 2019