Doorknob

A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".

Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"

Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"

Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."

by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022

Alpha Dork

a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.

Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.

by beatpedal April 19, 2009

Herka Derka

A mentally challenged Derka.

We can't give that herka derka a real bomb, give him a colored box to play with instead.

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

Swedish King Dork

Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.

Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!

Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!


Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!

Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!

by Qu33n Dork March 3, 2009

The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.

That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.

by therealXII September 7, 2009

I like it hanging from the doorknob

When you hang a sock on the door knob it lets people know that you are doing something freaky inside, you know something sexual.

Ladies and Boys bored out of your mind "I like it hanging from the doorknob" Tie a Toy Sexual Strap On to a Doorknob for Hours of Fun !

by Mr. Bogus October 6, 2010

Derk

To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C

O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.

by DJ Joey C February 28, 2008