derek chamberland

He likes dick

Boy 1: hey have you see derek chamberland
Boy2: yea he likes dick

by Derekdick March 22, 2017

Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Derek

A sexy person and a hot person who will get all dem girls due to their heroicism

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Look at that Derek go

by Dead meme collection June 16, 2018

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Derek Smith

100% strait

Derek Smith is not a faggot

by Pillsbury Dough Boy November 18, 2018

Derek

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis

"Derek doesn't have a back" "Derek can not bend down"

by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019