dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013

daipshit

Where a grown man, preferably over the age of 32, wears a giant diaper, and takes a giant shit in it.

Person1: "Wow man that party was amazing last night." Person2: "Yeah, did you hear what that Will Frary did there?" Person1: "No, what did he do?" Person2: "He went out and bought a size 24 diaper, and took a giant daipshit in it.

by Badtexture November 15, 2013

datpiece

datpiece is a vagina

datpiece is tight

or alternatively,
datpiece is loose

by didiididid March 6, 2014

datepalm

When your date is so stupid you facepalm

On a first date he took me to his cousin's kindergarten graduation. *datepalm*

by anarki13 July 11, 2016

Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner

Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.

by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019

dating rules

1) NO CHEATING

2) trust each other (don't break it)

3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)

4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)

5) keep each other safe

6) if male don't text other girls

7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER

9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY

10) cute nicknames are a must

The 10 dating rules are very important to know when together.

by Carebear169 March 26, 2020

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020