crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

croakjob

When you rub a frog on your genitals in a sexual way, sometimes penetrating it. Basically it's when you're having sex with a frog.

Man, I'm so horny I could go for a great croakjob right now!

by deepspace10 September 11, 2011

crake

- The extra weed bits that fall on your crotch when you are preparing your smoking divice. It is a combination of the words crotch and shake.

Damn son, all that crake we can roll a J.

by mateo gato March 17, 2007

croakusapokus

It means off the hizzy fo shizzy, but in white lingo.

Oh man, this is off the croakusapokus!

by homes July 17, 2003

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003