Midlife Crisis

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018

Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

Gash flow crisis

When your Gash flow is seriously low. i.e. You're having difficulty finding women

Hey Paul, hows the gash flow?

Not good mate, I'm having a bit of a gash flow crisis

by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

skank identity crisis

The crisis every skank eventually goes through in their life. Usually happens between the ages of 15 and 20. Said skank will abruptly up and leave their hometown to live with a distant relative (i.e. twice-removed aunt, sister's ex-boyfriend, etc) and "find themselves". The location is usually an obscure small town in a southern state, such as Oklahoma, Kansas, or Georgia. Usually happens following some semi-dramatic event which a normal person would deal with and move on. Skanks, however, can not just "deal" with situations, and must "escape" to cause even more drama. These crises are usually short-lived, and the skank will almost ALWAYS return within a few weeks.

typical skank identity crisis

"I'm so sick of this drama and bullshit! I'm moving in with my stepdad's sister in Oklahoma to figure some shit out."

by LaLa* April 16, 2010

Cuban Missile Crisis

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

by Fearman September 7, 2007

quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004