Condom

Ending world hunger one load at a time.

I knew I should have bought those condoms! Damn kids are hungry again.

by free_writer15 December 25, 2013

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Chonion

The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).

by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

Condom

Something that might've killed you years and years ago

Father: I wish i used a damn condom, Now i have a mistake right infront of me.

by My big black ass August 9, 2017

concordia kansas

That one place where everybody is a legit fucking retard, the 11th and 12th graders spend there time getting pregnant and fucking a lot of dudes, but that goes for everyone there, 8th to 12th grade because the guys are fuckbois and the girls are super slutty except a couple

Wow, Concordia Kansas really does suck if you think about it

by EndMyLifeI'mOver9000 December 5, 2017

Concord school district

Concord School District, the extremely corrupt school district, that allows pedo’s as teachers, vice principals with no credentials, super intendants that know about this shit and lunch lady’s that hold parties for underage kids and provide drugs and alcohol! We suck, honestly someone do something about it

Concord school district sucks ass

by csdsuxksass October 9, 2019