bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

bonehandler

Southern ghetto for "prostitute"

My bonehandler only gets a little skrilla for some head.

by westgateian September 9, 2003

Cha Bonehead

A common greeting in reference to someone who looks like Paul 'Bonehead' Arthurs the rhythm guitarist (sometimes celloist) of Oasis. Bonehead himself maybe recognised for having a casual look on his face constantly and having soft cheeks, like that of a peach. the word 'Cha' is a bastardization of 'Here' which is nowadays used frequently in Geordie Slang

"Cha Bonehead" *slaps head*

"Cha Boneheadaaaaaaaa stop molestin meeeaaa"

by Tony the terrified tarantula August 25, 2009

Bone Collected

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

by Bnewb November 9, 2008

bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

by hoobaju June 18, 2009

boned it

A phrase expressed when dominance is established. Or something.

A: If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd save his butt, and teach him how to walk backwards!
B: You boned him, man!

A: So how did your test go?
B: Boned it!

by nachtisch September 2, 2010