by ZMedical October 28, 2018
some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner
by cubano nigga what??? August 19, 2008
A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
by Osama llama March 16, 2010
Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 05, 2010
by Mexican menace April 04, 2022
by Alejandra282 May 27, 2022
Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.
Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.
by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021