backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019

Backwards Bitch

The definition of certain woman, and a certain woman in particular.

{Man 1}: Did you fuck that bitch you know I love who will stay with you to piss me off?
{Man 2}: I did I dominated the fuck out of her, and she loved it.
{Man 1}: Well if I am your bitch matey, I will tell you this I am a backwards one, keep that in mind and make your choices accordingly.
{Man 2}: Fuck you you insane controlling individual.
{Man 1}: Guess that makes me a backwards bitch then.

by Proponent of Mora January 27, 2024

Backwards peacock

When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock

She looks hot with that backwards peacock.

by Slurpy licker May 01, 2022

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

by Storythistle March 09, 2017