April 28th

April 28th is national first kiss day! Kiss the person you've been dying to lately!

Dude: Hey girl, I just- *smoochie*
Girl: happy national first kiss day!

April 28th is national first kiss day! Let's get a kissin!

by mdandlr April 28, 2019

April 1

Your friends like you day

Person: I love you
Same person: April fools

April 1

by Mr men man November 1, 2019

april washko

possibly the finest actress in existance. hott, classy, & damn good.

why people dont know more about her is beyond me

Me: have you heard about april washko?
guy2: hell yeah... april washko... one hot mama

in a sentance:
"they totally need to put an april washko in this movie ryte hurr"

april washko like that scarlett chick from that old west movie

by dooode1973 July 25, 2011

Apelite

Apelite (n) - (a-puh-lite)
A feline (usually domesticated house cat) which, when worn on the head, may be used as a projectile.

Gimme the damn remote or I'll throw an apelite at you.

by Kiro Osex XIII January 23, 2014

april 23

if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you

that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous

by bitxchy gitl November 4, 2020

April 27

International Play Rayman Arena and cry yourself to sleep Day

Oh boy, it's April 27! Can't wait to have an existential crisis while playing the viddygaems

by John Geriatric December 20, 2020

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

by IhaveHIV April 16, 2021