getting your red wings

Preforming oral sex on a woman during her period.

Gina is on the rag, guess your getting your red wings tonight.

by wolfram oakdale September 27, 2014

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

Wings

The accumulation of fat that protrudes slightly outward from under the arms of extremely obese people.

Did you see the season premier of The Biggest Loser last night? Those guys had some huge wings

by Bob's Burgers April 13, 2011

Bingo Wings

a pouch-like bag of skin that hangs from the underside of an old woman's arm.

that woman with the incredibly large bingo wings is about to win!

by monkeeinda sousou July 2, 2006

Windsor, Ontario

A small gambling city in south-western Ontario. Known for bars and strip clubs. The highest rated casino in canada is Caesars Windsor. The only city between Miami florida and montreal Quebec where you must stop at a stop light on a major highway. Much of the city is currently employed by the automotive industry, but is transitioning to green energy creation. There are lots of strip clubs in windsor. The Black-Berry Billionaire grew up in windsor. Don't make fun of asian's here. Legal drinking age is 19 unlike 21 in detroit, attracting lots of 19 and twenty year olds to the Windsor club strip.

person1: "Yo bro lets go drinking!"
person2: "but im only 19!"
person1: "LETS GO TO WINDSOR, ONTARIO!"

person1:"Hey why is there so many wind turbines here?"
person2:"It's Windsor!"

by canadiankidfromontario April 17, 2011

Windsor Tunnel

Sexual act named after the tunnel which connects Windsor, Ontario, Canada to Detroit Michigan. In it a man has anal intercourse (or HRA, hot rear action) with a 19 year old girl in the alley behind _____ (insert name of Windsor bar here).

It should be noted that 19 is the legal drinking age in Canada.

“Hey bro, where you been?"

"I just fucked that drunk american girl in the ass in the back alley!"

"Ah, you just took a detour through the Windsor Tunnel my man!"

by Misuk Shawncok June 18, 2008

Red Wings

1)The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to ingage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman's period.
2)Taking a blood bath and gargling during.
3)Licking and fucking a bloody pussy and liking it.
4)Placing ones self in harms way for a buddy.

Karen has a bloody pussy and Tommy did not want to fuck and eat her. I stepped in to be his wingman and there was a ton of sucking and fucking to be had. I earned my "Red Wings" that night with Combat V.


NOTE: You must requal monthly to hold this statis. There will be a week window to do this in every month. Don't be a Bitch, earn your wings.

by Jello December 17, 2004