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victoria lawson

the most amazing girlfriend a man could ever have. she is very beautiful. crazy as fuck. weird as fuck. a girl that can cheer you up when your are feeling down. she is also koals girlfriend.
have you seen that crazy ass girl? i think her name was victoria lawson.
by coolio kitty kat July 14, 2011
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Victoria

It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "victory". Feminine form of Victor. Victoria was a goddess who smiled on the ancient Roman people for many centuries. Now considered one of the hottest and funniest woman to walk the earth. She resides in Houston, TX and is a Taurus.
Girl1: OMG! Is that Victoria? She is gorgeous.
Girl2: Yeah...her and Gerard Butler would make hot babies.
by Vmathi001 January 9, 2010
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victarding

When a man engages in cockblocking or dirty macking by offering the girl a logical breakdown or "helpful explanation."
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.
Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.

Mandy: That sounds great!!

Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.

Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!
by Puntastic February 24, 2010
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Victorius Prodigiosus

Victorius Prodigiosus, originally a Homo Sapien by the name of Victoria, this new species had evolved after several wounds caused by running too much as well as gymnastics and just general clumsy-ness. This species has learned to adapt to the pain of the injury in a shockingly short amount of time.
Friend 1: Ow oh my gosh i stubbed my toe wicked hard!
Friend 2: oh my gosh are you ok? thats going to hur for a while.
Friend1: Nahh i'm fine. Imma Victorius Prodigiosus.
by Spottygiraffe4 April 27, 2011
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victoria panzella

a crusty ass bitch who is fake af

she looks like a crusty, musty, dusty toe
NOBODY LIKES HER
WHY
SHES VICTORIA PANZELLA
by CRUSTYTOE June 28, 2015
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Victorian Mixology

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in a themed manner as such to make you feel as though you are a true gentleman.

Carefully crafted cocktails presented in the theme of a bygone era.
- Good morrow Hugo, I'm feeling rather parched. Would you like to fetch the other gents and go for a rather bloody good drink .

- Yes Geoffrey, that sounds splendid, I hear Victorian Mixology is the new it thing the town crier just won't shut up about it.
by alkynumerouno April 23, 2018
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Victoria lozano

She's my wife, my world, my ocean, my moon, my sun, my first thought when I wake up, my last thought when I go to sleep, my baby momma, my yang, my best friend, my love, my hedache, my tears, my crazy, she's just my everything n she means allot to me and ik sometimes I make her mad and it's cuz I don't wanna loose her n I get over protective and I over think n idk it's just me but I am madly in love with this girl and I wanna be with her forever she's the silver lining to my cloudy day.

***Your hubby***
2-7-18
Victoria lozano is my wife.

I love Victoria lozano to death I hope she don't leave me.
by Victoria lozano July 2, 2018
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