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Nathan

A boy with red flaming hair born from the son, one born from IO(the habitable of Saturns moons) wizened in the art of math, seemingly dictated by God. At first he is shy and quiet and everyone thinks hes a nerd. In reality he is weird and has a good sense of humor. very solicitous. Girls love him, but they won't admit it. overall he is asurdly skinny and loves breaking his arms. hides his emotions and expresses them only when he feels safe. he is a hot mama. loves sports and music.
girl 1: oh that boy is so good at piano and soccer. his red hair is like a volano of love.

girl 2: i love Nathan so much, hes so sensitive and cute
by kayyyyygrrrrrrl October 26, 2012
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nathan

a jackass who when asked to do something looks at you with an idiotic look like the whole world should aotmomatically revolve around him. Should be exterminated from the earth. All that crap about guys named nathan being cool and really good at "things" should be deleted.
guy 1: that guy is a total nathan
guy 2: i know right is a total idiot and should be shot!
guy 1: yeah
by Amy13105 October 27, 2010
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Nathan

Dont call nathans Nathanial Or they will most likely murder you
Bob:HEY NATHANIAL
Nathan the Fuck did you just call me?
by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020
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Nathan

Means retarded in a different way or a disabled Fucker that has less than a IQ of -90, fat headed person with only 2 brain cells
Jack: “Jesus you are a Nathan aren’t you”
Alright Nathan”
by X-39 March 13, 2019
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Nathan

Does cringy lip poses loves making his lips look invisible. Loves being a stalker and a bit of a nonce. Very very secretive.
Nathan is a nonce oh no make sure he's not near the primary schools
by Weirdbug12345 May 28, 2020
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Nathan

A sweet dickhead who wont let you pay for a taxi
Ill foot this one

No i cant let you

Oh come on dont be such a nathan
by Pingthebill August 13, 2019
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Nathan

The sweatiest nonce on the face of this earth, works in the YMCA and spends his time licking kfc windows like the degenerate he is
John: Have you seen nathan

Josh: Yeah what a fucking degenerate am i right guys
by Nazzalmao November 21, 2019
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