Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018

bridge surfing

The act of burning bridges one after another, knocking them down like dominoes, barely staying above the surface of the wreckage and chaos.

I’ve been bridge surfing a lot recently, I stopped communicating with 3 friends last week.

by Delusional Illusions May 20, 2023

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

city surfing

An extremely dangerous illegal activity in large metropolitan areas that have bus service. Adventurous types climb onto the roof of a bus (usually from the top of the bus stop shelter) and ride the bus from the outside thereby avoiding paying bus fare and getting a cheap (free) thrill. City surfing can be done sitting, standing or laying down. It is advisable to lay down if law enforcement is in visible range in an attempt avoid being seen and thus apprehended.

It also applies to smaller passenger vehicles but these are much more dangerous and unpredictable while offering little or no way to hide from law enforcement.

"Dude what happened to Jason?"
"He split his dome city surfing, rest in peace man"

by breakfast dude July 30, 2020

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016