shoulder dive

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming

Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.

by Jamie Chennells December 31, 2007

Shoulder Candy

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.

Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy

by faustzeno October 22, 2009

Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

by joecoolthefool January 22, 2015

Shoulder dance

Also known as the "Uzi dance" made popular by Lil Uzi Vert.

Guy #1: Aye, check out my Uzi shoulder dance bro.
Guy#2: Shit is lit fam

by Casey from Texas June 12, 2018

Open shoulder

When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."

Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!

Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)

by theatregeek2013 May 22, 2011

cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

by CryThunder March 12, 2018

Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

by Death Menace December 4, 2022