Salary

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.

Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Salary

Salary means a payment you get when you work a job.

My boss would not give me my salary

by Chewsmytoysmakesloudnoise May 30, 2023

Salary slave

A person who lives paycheck to paycheck, usually the same amount every time.

“Patrick manages this store, so he’s a salary slave.”

by Sunny sunflower October 13, 2023

Salaryman Ryu

A man who works a nine to five job, that may have a wife and multiple kids, who only plays Street Fighter after work and exclusively picks Ryu. This player is addicted to the moves Shoryuken and Hadouken. A Salaryman Ryu will always rematch no matter the circumstances and will teabag if you do a really cool combo to show that he is impressed. A Salaryman Ryu may not be good at Street Fighter but should be given the highest amount of respect, since he has usually been playing since Street Fighter II Turbo and will never ragequit. This is the highest honor you can bestow a Ryu player.

"Yo I ran into this Salaryman Ryu and he only knew the trial combos but he was cool"

by A Ryu Player June 24, 2024

salargy

Eating a salad made of enough money to be someone’s yearly salary

I have so much money I started making salargy’s with it

by anonymous July 1, 2024

salarycel

Combination of salary-incel. Someone who has nothing going for them so they focus all their attention to their career/job.

“John had no friends and played no sports throughout his early years. But at least he can say he’s more qualified for his lifeless corporate’s job now! The guy is a complete salarycel”

by Sackscratcher February 5, 2025

*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.

Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025