A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
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A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.
My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.
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"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."
"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"
"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"
"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009
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My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.
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I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.
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