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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.
I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.
by Poondangle May 26, 2008
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Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.
Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.
by Mac70 June 26, 2008
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Anduin Guard

A group of rangers who protect the Anduin river.
Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gamling the Great, and MorgothsRing are captains of the Anduin Guard.
by MorgothsRing January 18, 2004
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Bull Guard

Abruptly moving someone out of the way of what they are after and rightfully deserve. This can be done by physically pushing the person out of the way, or by going behind there back in an underhanded fashion. Often times this is unexpected by the other person. The person does this either because they need what the other person is after or they just don't want the other person to have it.
1. Man that guy totally bull guarded his way to the front of the line!!
by Bubblegum2008 December 16, 2008
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Imperial Guard

by Munchie January 24, 2005
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