When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010
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Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed
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Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed
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by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008
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When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
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Get the disaster mug.A person that places dishes, pots, pans, glasses etc., in the dishwasher in a manner that limits the placement of other things in the dishwasher.
1 st person: "Who put these dishes in the dishwasher? It's all screwed up."
2nd person: " I did."
1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."
2nd person: " I did."
1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."
by guzi April 10, 2011
Get the Dishwasher dick mug.A game on Roblox either played by 5 year olds or those with shitty craptops that cannot run other more intensive Jailbreak games. It's quite old and has stood the test of time quite well, as it has a decent amount of people who play it at the same time.
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As Lucy Lu ran through the sprinklers, her friend Tom Cruise watched her Disapteriorate into thin air.
by Bob Kallady February 14, 2008
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