Scraggy curtains

Scraggy curtains is the name for a really baggy and ‘scraggy’ vagina. Typically used as an insult

Ew, she’s for Scraggy Curtains.
Must be Christina’s minge

by Mog was here! March 19, 2022

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 31, 2022

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 November 18, 2015

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

Curtain Cuddler

A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.

by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009

curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 June 11, 2007

rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006