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ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet
He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.
by FitnessOF July 3, 2025
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ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.
He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.
by FitnessOF July 3, 2025
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Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”
by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025
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Ashfibble

A brilliant artist who has a part time job being a silly guy and a full-time job being a gaybo.
He is super smart and cool and sexy, but also probably a furry twink.
"Did you see Ashfibble's new post? It's brilliant but I think his boyfriend is cooler than him honestly"
by Lynodi October 28, 2025
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Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.
by bushlight January 30, 2018
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unknown assailant

Boomer: I have had serious and invasive and surgery and my husband was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant.

AFP: You had lip filler and your finger prints were on the mix master.
by Imwearingawire March 19, 2023
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cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him
Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!
by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025
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