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Albert

An Albert is a strong man who will stick up for what he cares about. An Albert will always have a penis or large size. He has fucked your mother and that’s the reason he is a real motherfucker. He is popular and has Girl’s around him all the time, and he will not give a shit on what you say.
Albert is my boyfriend
by A8l October 10, 2019
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Albertini

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park
When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin
by Anonymous from dandy January 15, 2021
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Alberto

The bastard that gives weird letters to girls
Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!
by Fortnights February 17, 2022
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fat albatross

1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"
by gravy666 February 11, 2008
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Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet
Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"
by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018
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albatool

Person 1: Who's that rad gal?
Preston 2: Oh it's albatool!
by HerbalWitch February 4, 2018
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