Cock Ages

Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.

Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.

by the realness February 26, 2013

v-ag

a guy whos a fag and wares vnecks

look at chris hes such a v-ag

by bookdy September 18, 2011

Aging Rockstar

While titty fucking, you shoot the load right onto the chin. While it's dripping down, she begins to scream, and therefore is like an aging rockstar.

Dude, she let me titty fuck her and I pulled an aging rockstar on her. She screamed as it dripped down her chin, but I couldn't stop laughing.

by 67Stang September 07, 2008

the dark ages

Use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.

"Didn't you date jacob Ross?"
"cmon Kaitlyn we don't talk about the dark ages..."

by thedarkages May 21, 2017

Coon's Age

The average term a black black man spends in prison. Usually used to describe an extended period of time.

I haven't heard this song in a coon's age.
This is the first time we've been to the beach in like a year. I know it feels like a coon's age.

by JaxUrey May 27, 2013

coming of age

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

by Moof September 03, 2003

Age of consent

In the USA the age of consent is between 10 and 21

1 10
3 11
7 12
11 13
8 14
5 15
Most 16

9 17
6 18
2 19
4 20
The rest 21
In all Nations it's 9-21

You :So what is the age of consent?

by 459395 February 06, 2022