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instant date

When two people go out for a date and if they don’t like what they see, they bounce.
Man 1: “man I went out for an instant date”
Man 2: “oh yeah? How was it?”
Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”
by Dianalynnis April 11, 2023
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play date

A play date or playdate is an arranged appointment ostensibly for children to get together for a few hours to play.

However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.
While I was at the playground with my son, I scheduled a play date with that hot milf.

So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!
by ud-spieler September 14, 2010
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Non-Date

It is basically dating without the entitlement. There is no pressure, yet at the same time, both non-daters refuse to flirt with others. Often a precursor to dating.
"I thought Alexa and Graham were dating."

"No, right now they are gonna non-date. After all, who needs all that pressure."
by ztothen22 October 14, 2008
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weed date

instead of an actual date, two people that only get together to smoke weed.

or

a way for guys to get girls high and to hook up with them.
Sarah: Joe called me like six times to get me to smoke with him

Kelly: you know he just wants to bang you right?

Sarah: he's such a weed dater!
by waaaahhh September 14, 2009
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Serial Dater

Someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Often, Serial Daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. These relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

These people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

Most commonly seen in high school girls.
Three days ago, Tori was madly in love with Cody. Then they broke up, and now she's in love with Jason. She says that he's the one, and they're going to get married and have three kids. She is such a Serial Dater.

This is the fourth boyfriend Amber has has this month! She is such a Serial Dater.
by advaschechel February 7, 2010
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triple date

Man 1:Hey Ben, do you and Michelle wanna go to dinner with Tom and Jerry and their girlfriends?
Man 2: Isn't that a triple date?
Man 1: YES!
Man 2: Okay then.
by Bachchoy June 18, 2008
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Daedalus

Governmental Artificial Intelligence Construct programmed for the management and maintenance of the Global Aquinas network. Based on the experimental Morpheus AI construct. Predecessor of Icarus and Helios AI Constructs.
MAJESTIC 12 used Daedalus as a tool to eavesdrop the global communications. The Daedalus Hub had been centralized (for performance-related reasons) in the Area51 base.
by ShadowCode December 14, 2003
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