chock

A person who is annoying, always getting in the way, holding things up, or just plain stupid.

Comes from the dictionary definition of the word that is a block that you put under wheels to stop them from moving on cars or airplanes.

Can be used as a noun (you are a chock) or a verb (to chock)

Come on, stop being such a chock, we need to leave now!

Jimmy really chocked us last night when we wanted to go to the movie and he wasn't ready

by Dandys September 14, 2009

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

Chookter

one from ABerdeenshire Who shaggs the sheep

That chookter has jst had some sheep

by big boab's big boab June 15, 2006

choke on it

Live with the results or consequences of your actions since I have warned you of the outcome.

fan-Hey Jerry Jones you need to hire a general manager or your team will keep losing.

Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.

fan-Choke on it. (lmao)

by mandengho October 20, 2012

choke ass

being constipated

ahhh my tummy hurts so bad i have a bad case of choke ass

by jennifromtheblock619 August 3, 2011

go choke yourself

Refers to telling someone to go off and leave you alone; not bother you. A harsh way to wish an individual be worse off than you.

Alexander: Hey I heard about your wife cheating. Sucks for you huh!

Richard: Man, go choke yourself! Let me be!

by M. Djavan BDB October 17, 2007

choke fuck

Any of several sexual act that results in a bitch losing the ability to breathe for a period of time. Can be accomplished either when the ho is giving a man oral sex, or when the man is plowing the guts, and wraps his hands around the bitch's neck.

Me: Yo, that bitch had such nice DSLs, I just had to choke fuck that slut!
Friend: That's nothing...the other night, I was giving it to this ho, and once I got her legs up over my shoulders, my hands were free to choke fuck the whore!

by HoMaster May 6, 2005