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Cobble

verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.
John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.
by "The Kid" March 11, 2012
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hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016
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cobbler tot

When a woman's vaginal region looks the shape of a square. Mostly affects little girls who have to much energy.
"Chayce you have sum small ass cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 9, 2005
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chobblesom

Chobblesom is a word that is used when you see something that you think is worth talking about.
Guy A : Have you seen Kyle's tie?
Guy B : Yes, it's very chobblesom
by frogsrcool June 23, 2022
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Choobleteer

Bastardized verbal offshoot of Choob, which denotes a High Level Noob (generally, really lame Hi-Lvl Offensive Choob, Zero Def Chumpleteers).

Said as: Choob-luh-teer

Choob was originally coined by Frog_Stomper during a Runescape fishing trip in Karamja, during the usual Level Up sessions.

"Choobleteer" was later coined as an add on to the general douchebaggery found in the Wildy (pre-current RS lameness) when actual HIGH LEVEL Players would go out to mine, and really lame, Zero-Def Choobs would show up in groups to gangbang and do 'Tard-By's on unsuspecting people.

(During the good old days of Auto-Miners)

Evidently, unknown to Frog_Stomper, Choob has become defined in the Urban Dictionary.

See also: Chooblet(s), Chumpleteer(s)
(Chump-luh-teers)

Definition:
Used primarily for denotion of "ghey" or choob groups in the old RS Wildy.
Like the 3 "Musketeers", except the stupid low-def versions running in packs with no actual skills.

All coined prior to heavy text/chat filters in use in RS now, but used primarily to replace basic cursing of opponents, or general retarded douchebaggery.
Choobleteers- Dude, we went mining at the addy rocks way past 16 Wildy, and a bunch of Zero Def. Choobleteers did a 'tard-by on us. Good thing, I only lost an Addy pick.

Chumpleteers- Man, did you see those freaktards gangbang that Choob mage? Run you moron, they are coming after us........it is like watching a gang of stupid monkeys chase a hot dog I threw down a hallway.......

Choob- Dude, you are a Zero Def. Choob, the only thing you are good for is me beating on you, and watching you get 'Tard-Pooned by other Chooblets.
by TheBigGiz October 17, 2008
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Chubbled

The most grevious of afflictions where at a younger age a person is chubby for no reason even if they eat healthily and are super cool. Normally disapears after growth spurts and then the person can be awesome and non-chubby!
Rhys - "Nevile looked like he grown up alot in the 7th harry potter movie, he was a bit chubbled in the earlier movies"

Elle - "you just invented that word chubbled didnt you, wow rhys you legend :P"
by hungry carrot December 25, 2010
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Chubbletron

1. An incredibly chubby person.
2. Someone who likes to eat or who, for whatever reason, eats a lot of food (may or may not be chubby)
3. Someone who is a food stealer or hoarder.
Oh my gawd I just saw that chubbletron Greg shoving cake into his face in the break room. What a chubbletron!
by La La Gabor April 1, 2011
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