Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005

confession

female masturbation: slang used to publicaly speak to your friends about using your vibrater last night, so good that infact you saw god.

Sara: "sorry i couldnt pick up your call, i was going to confession before."
Vallen: "Damnnnnn.... you need to get some real dick already"

by blondesketeers May 9, 2011

dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.

Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003

Oh My God Confession

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010