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Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"
IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard
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by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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The place under which her head ends up when having sex in a vehicle.
Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.
by J.R. Gagnon August 04, 2005
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In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.
My girl's got a dashboard for daaaaays
breasts boobs titties jugs tatas breastesses
by rorrific January 06, 2015
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a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
alli: damn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo
by chronser February 18, 2006
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During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.
He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.
by marlowe9 October 16, 2010
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